Austin; 18 I really like a lot of things and I also like a lot of other things but they mostly include whales and plants. I like to write even though its all shit. Nature is a great passion of mine. “Everything belongs to those who can appreciate it.” --André Gide
Husbands / Mah Face / Works of Fart / Dream Home /
me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day.
mom: i will try.
instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”
(via lgbtlaughs)
troll moms at their finest