JE SUIS LE PETIT TRITON

Austin; 19 I really like a lot of things and I also like a lot of other things but they mostly include whales and plants. I like to write even though its all shit. Nature is a great passion of mine. “Everything belongs to those who can appreciate it.” --Andre Gide
hellmas:

me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day.mom: i will try.instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”

hellmas:

me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day.
mom: i will try.

instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”

(via lgbtlaughs)

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