1. hellmas:

me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day.mom: i will try.instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”

    hellmas:

    me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day.
    mom: i will try.

    instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”

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