JE SUIS LE PETIT TRITON

Austin; 19 I really like a lot of things and I also like a lot of other things but they mostly include whales and plants. I like to write even though its all shit. Nature is a great passion of mine. “Everything belongs to those who can appreciate it.” --Andre Gide

lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

(via thefuuuucomics)

(Source: epic-vines, via hecatethegr8)

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

(via hecatethegr8)

sherlocksmyth:

johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”

(via hi)

angryplum:

shsl-pornstar:

man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

(Source: hillaryrodhamclintonofficial, via thebeautyofthebroken)

Some of you are only getting reblogged because you’re attractive.